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Deep in a long forgotten part of the Himalayas. A secret ceremony is held by monks from the long-lost Urok tribe.
They painstakingly pick 1000 lotus petals to float down the River of Dreams.
Then 1000 beacons are lit, illuminating the mountains and bringing a beautiful golden glow to the sky.
After that 1000 doves are released to flap in good karma and bring peace to all trial users.
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The master monk, whose age no one knows, grabs his cane, (you can see it at the bottom of the picture) holds it like it’s a microphone and starts singing:
(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction, and struts around as if he’s Mick Jagger.
Problem is… he’s got a terrible voice.
It’s so bad animals stop what they’re doing and look up.
Then he sings another line and all hell breaks loose.
Animals start running frantically in all directions to get away.
You see birds flying as high as they can to escape the noise.
Fish dive deeper looking for sanctuary.
And tribe members desperately try to muffle the sound.
The only way to stop him is by confirming your email.
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