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A secret ceremony is going to be held in a long forgotten part of the Himalayas.
Monks from the long-lost Urok tribe will painstakingly pick 1000 lotus petals to float down the River of Dreams.
Then, to flap in good karma and bring peace to all new suppliers, 1000 doves will be released.
After that 1000 beacons are lit. And finally, before everyone’s completely exhausted.
The master monk picks up his cane, holds it as if it’s a microphone and starts singing:
(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction, and struts around as if he’s Mick Jagger.
Problem is… he has a terrible voice.
It’s so bad animals stop what they’re doing.
They look up.
Then they start running frantically in all directions to get away.
You see birds flying high to escape the noise. Fish diving deeper for sanctuary. And tribe members desperately trying to muffle the sound.
But the only way he’ll stop is when you confirm your email. So for the sake of the animals and the rest of the tribe – please confirm your email.
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