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... Deep, deep in a long forgotten part of the Himalayas. A secret ceremony is held by monks from the long-lost Urok tribe.
They painstakingly pick 500 lotus petals to float down the River of Dreams.
Then 500 doves are released into the night sky to bring good karma and peace to all who have asked for the exclusive report.
After that, 500 beacons are lit. And finally, before everyone's completely KNACKERED.
The master monk, whose age no one knows, grabs his cane (you can see it in the picture), holds it like a microphone and starts singing:
(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction, and struts around as if he’s Mick Jagger.
But the monk can't sing
Problem is… the monk has a terrible voice.
It’s so bad animals stop what they’re doing and look up.
Then he sings another line and all hell breaks loose.
Animals start running frantically in all directions to get away.
You see birds flying as high as they can to escape the noise.
Fish dive deeper looking for sanctuary.
And tribe members desperately try to muffle the sound.
The only way to stop him is by confirming your email.
So for the sake of the animals, the birds, the fish and the rest of the tribe – please confirm your email.
Thanks for confirming it. 🙂
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