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A secret ceremony will be held in a long forgotten part of the Himalayas.
Monks from the long-lost Tibetan Urok tribe will painstakingly pick 1000 lotus petals to float down the River of Dreams.
Then 1000 doves will be released into the sky to flap in good karma and bring peace to all email subscribers.
After that, 1000 beacons are lit. And finally, before everyone’s completely knackered.
The master monk, whose age no one knows, will pick up his cane, hold it as if it’s a microphone and starts singing:
(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction, and struts around as if he’s Mick Jagger.
Problem is… he’s got a terrible voice.
It’s so bad animals stop what they’re doing. They look up. They start running frantically in all directions to get away.
You see birds flying as high as they can to escape the noise. Fish dive ever deeper for sanctuary. And tribe members desperately try to muffle the sound.
The only way he will stop is when you confirm your email. So for the sake of all the animals and the rest of the tribe – please confirm your email.
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A Big P.S
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